A miniature baseball bat
““We don’t want to be sitting ducks,” William Hall, superintendent of the Millcreek Township School District, said on Wednesday. “We’re not just going to go hide.”
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“Part of that response is to assess your environment for anything that could be used as a potential weapon or to defend yourself,” he added.
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They are no match, of course, for a gunman toting a semiautomatic weapon.
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Even so, Mr. Hall said, “I think a bat could disarm a pistol with a nice swing.””
This is really just too funny.
(from Daring Fireball)